¡La encontré!

Mi primer amiga de la infancia. Tomaremos café. Le preguntaré cómo era yo antes de ser yo para intentar otra cosa.

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Duele tantísimo... que si deja de llover me pego un tiro.

vaginosis

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature -and another one to help him forget them.

Or, in bad english, some get the pretty words, some get the vaginosis.